What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?